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DISCLAIMER:  Follies have not been proven to prevent death or death related symptoms.  If you or a loved one has died due to complications resulting from exposure to a Folly, you may be entitled to compensation.  If you develop uncontrolled muscle movements, or suddenly … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  If you run out of altitude, airspeed and ideas all at the same time, it’s probably time to pray.  Don’t chase the needles.  Don’t chase the Flight Attendants.  Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. My 10 … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  Follies are not for those who are pregnant or may become pregnant.  Exposure may cause skin irritation, stroke, heart attack, blindness and death.  See a doctor immediately for interest lasting longer than 4 hours. The intervention was a failure.  My car’s been … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  This folly does not meet DOT impact resistance guidelines.  Not suitable for electrical or grease fires.  WARNING:  This folly contains tedious descriptions of flying and flying stuff.  (Pilots should reference watch bezel E6B for technical corrections.) Day 1: Same … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  This Folly is categorized as a class 8 corrosive substance under CFR 49 Part 172.  Hazardous Materials controls are in effect.  Do not spill this on sensitive people you don’t know. Day 1: Up at 0515.  Get ready in the dark.  … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  If you’re not sure what to do, don’t touch that.  Not approved for super-sonic flight.  Controlled Flight Into Terrain (CFIT) cannot be logged as a landing.  Do not operate radar on the ground, or near fuel spills or people. … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  These events are true.  Only the winds have been changed to protect fuel economy.  I don’t actually watch Murder She Wrote.  (Anymore.)  In the event of a water landing, this trip is not approved as a flotation device. Day 1: Wife … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  No pilots or passengers were harmed or endangered during the experiencing of this 4-day.  All alcoholic consumption was performed by a professional pilot on a closed course.  Results not typical.  If personally witnessed, induce vomiting.   If my name is ever associated with this … Continue reading →