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4-Day Follies: Rise of the Ass – The Legend of Shaved Dog’s Ass Pilots will always find something to complain about.  The seats are too hard, the days are too long, the weather is shit, the coffee is terrible, there … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER: The Cockpit Voice Recorder (CVR) is not to be used for personal reminders. Lift is provided to compensate for gravity, not morale. Imminent contact with ground or structure is a legitimate reason to shit your pants. A 4 foot … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER: Testicular swelling is not a typical symptom. Structural integrity is not guaranteed for impact forces greater than 1 (one) g. Do no open outer casing: radiation hazard. Day 1: I am down with the sickness. I am ready to … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER: Above Mach one, coolness increases exponentially. Dopler radar will not penetrate Cumulo-granite. Things that are displayed or painted red can hurt you. A good landing is no excuse for running off the end of the runway. Blundered into the … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER: Warning! No user-serviceable parts inside. Warranty void if syntax seals are broken. Not responsible for any direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to amuse. Processed in a facility that also handles jet … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER: Do not make direct eye contact with a Folly if confronted. Do not puncture. Do not read if you are taking nitrates for angina. Not proven to re-grow hair. Keep out of reach of children. Phone rings on Thursday. … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  Follies may be harmful or fatal is swallowed.  May contain material not suitable for children under 13.  Parents strongly cautioned.  Please do not feed the pilots. Had vacation.  Did Jack shit.  Managed not to mow my lawn for 10 days by putting … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  Excessive Folly usage can result in chafing and soreness at the contact sight.  The views and opinions expressed in this folly are solely those of the pilot and do not reflect those of the unfortunately burdened airline. This Folly is sponsored by … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER:  Operating a Folly indoors is extremely hazardous and can result in carbon monoxide poisoning, asphyxiation and death.  Read only outside and in well ventilated areas.  Dispose of properly as follies may explode if exposed to extreme temperature or pressure. I put my … Continue reading →

DISCLAIMER: Follies are not a significant source of vitamin C.  Don’t exceed 4 (four) follies in a 24 hour period.  For external use only.  Don’t scratch. Day 1: Drive to work.  Car sucks syphilitic goats.  Yadda yadda yadda.  Check in for what … Continue reading →